| Jesus was a good man when he been on earth, according to de Holy Bible. He believe in forgiveness. He beg de Man above to forgive dem who nail he pun de cross. He forgive many others, but he wouldn’t have forgive Jagdeo. He might have slap Jagdeo fuh all de things he do and he never do anything good.Dem boys ask many people fuh name something that they can be proud of that Jagdeo do. Four years gone and dem can’t name one.Only yesterday dem gyal ask Webster, de solid waste woman, why she stay silent when Jagdeo abuse Varshnie, de same Jagdeo who put she to represent woman.Imagine she seh that is Jagdeo personal business and is just an allegation. When dem ask she bout Anil, she seh she is a Christian and is Holy Week and she believe that de li’l thing wha he did asking bout must forgive and forget wha Anil seh.Dem boys want fuh know if all dem abused women who go to she will just be making allegation.DE FATHER OF 29De Creatah seh he is de father of de universe. Well dem got a man who rivaling he. This man got 29 pickney and if he didn’t get remand yesterday, he might have reach 99.He was sent to jail fuh shipping out cocaine in charcoal. Dem boys can’t stop laugh when dem hear wha de lawyer who representing this man, tell de magistrate.He seh he client buying charcoal from everybody along de East Bank, and he not responsible. De magistrate must be think about remanding de lawyer too fuh that nonsense.NUFF AIRLINE FUH GUYANA SOONYesterday, Ashni seh that nuff airline waiting fuh de airport done to come to Guyana. When de reporter ask him to name some of these major airlines that would be coming, he decline fuh name dem.Then he seh he name dem before. That is when dem boys remember was he daady, he mooma, he sissy and he whole generation.Nobody ain’t got to dance around when new airline coming. Anybody should be proud to tell de nation every hour, “We have Jet Blue, Delta, American Airline, even Gerry Gouveia airline and Nastimento boat.”DE $90 MILLION ROBBERYNot even a school pickney would believe that wha happen at de post office Thursday was a robbery. Not a shot fire, not a kick, a cuff, a slap or even a bite happen.Nobody ain’t see a gun, a knife, a stick or a baton. De driver and de police claim how de gunmen throw dem out, but none of dem ain’t got a bruise.Dem boys hope de police solve this one, because it deh right under dem nose.DE PRESIDENTIAL PROMISESundar Popo, a Trinidad singer,China Jerseys, did sing a song that seh people should maintain dem promise. Another singer from Guyana seh never bruck a promise to children.Donald is a local singer and he does try a ting. He sing a song de other day wid de two top CSEC children, how he gun pay fuh dem scholarship at any university anywhere in de world.Now he got Lo-dar telling de kids that dem can go to China, Cuba or stay home.Then he got de Breakfast Man wid another excuse. ‘De opposition cut de budget.’ Dem boys seh that this is de worst thing you can do any child much less de top students of you country.But people shoulda know that Donald pick up Jagdeo birthright—cockishness, breaking promises, deceit, and lying. All of dem day of reckoning coming, whether dem believe in de Creatah or not.NASTIMENTO PICK UP FIRE RAGENastimento mouth like dem old ice cream bucket wha always hanging. Wid de PNC he use to hang upside down. Dem get kick out and he jump pun de Jagdeo bandwagon catching noodle soup.This was a man who serve this country in many positions, even pun he belly. At one time people use to look up to dis man.Since he gone and meddle wid de Kwame and de Brassington crowd, he begin to look like dem, smell like dem and now talking like dem. He getting pay, plus duty free concession, and prags from dem. He is de Pee Are Hoe (pronounced whore). Dem does use he like a pensioner pit bull wid no teeth in he mouth, to chair every press conference to cover up dem skullduggery. He is paid to limit reporters who go to press conference to ask hard questions.Two days ago dem reporters walk out because he try to insult dem. De next time he open he no-teeth mouth dem reporters gun push in dentures.Talk half and watch de pit bull that got nuff bark and can’t bite. |
